Anchorman is hilarious. When the tight backs, poo poo pantsies and mud sticks call the humor sophomoric, juvenile or really stupid, then you just have to shake your head, flip them off and tell them to get back to their high paying jobs, body-sculpting fitness routines, delicious meal eating and high brow world-changing documentaries.
Meanwhile, you will enjoy mixing generic chocolate iced milk with Safeway house brand puffy cheese snacks, selling stuff that you found in the alley on craigslist and watching instant classic movies like Will Ferrell's seminal work, Anchorman. Now, if you had any disposable income or any income at all, I would advise you get anchorman t shirts for the following 10 reasons, which happen to be irrefutable and overwhelmingly compelling.
Maybe you could ask one of your hoity toity friends for a loan or maybe just mow their lawn for a quick , so you can score one of these babies.
Anyway, without further yammering, the top 10 reasons why you need an anchorman t shirt or two:
- Every time Will Ferrell sees you on the street he'll give you that knowing nod.
- Every time Alice Fraasa sees you on campus she'll give you that knowing nod.
- I'm kind of a big deal stands alone as funny even if, god forbid, you haven't seen Anchorman.
- Wearing Anchorman t-shirts is easier and less scratchy than growing the Ron Burgundy mustache.
- Wearing Anchorman shirts is easier than learning to play jazz flute.
- At least three times a day, a perfect Anchorman quote moment comes up. If you're wearing the shirt you win.
- It's safer than horses, a man on fire, and killing a guy with a trident.
- It's more animal-friendly than punting Baxter.
- You love lamp, he loves lamp, she loves lamp and, I love lamp, so wear the tshirt.
- And, of course, it is the easiest way to Stay Classy.
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